1. Calories are the devil and I care not for the devil.
2. The damage totaled to 3.2 million Gilly (that would be about 32,000 Earthian dollars. I think. I don't really give a fuck about conversion at the moment. Just know that it's a lot to pay at once when you don't really have Arrayan income coming in. Paying in installments is not an option when your other choice is jail time).
3. Until they are properly naturalized, Joe and I aren't married, nor is Psy my son. Jude isn't married, either. Only marriages between proper citizens will be recognized.

There are some good things, I suppose. None of them are being deported and no jail time for me. It was also a(n expensive) reminder about how marriage is, in a nutshell, a financial contract between individuals and the state, and it has little to do with love. Partnership is something entirely different.

Joe is my partner--my best friend, my xo'amo in the most secular sense ever. Psy is my son, and he always will be. No state law will change either of those things.

I'm getting this sheet music. I know where it is on another YT channel.
I'm just saying.

Also: Bal. Need to talk to you.

I'm kind of baffled. It feels like I'm watching period dramas.

I AM 95% SURE THAT THIS IS A SPOOF, OKAY?

Also, just want the first two minutes and four seconds. The rest of it's a debate that I really don't give a shit about. (Actually, I don't care about any of it, but I thought the first two minutes were funny, as someone said this in full seriousness one time when I was on Earth. They thought I couldn't hear. Oh, those morons.)

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Maybe it's my birthmark? *touches forehead*

Except me. Because I'm awesome like that.

[Before any of the trial crap of yesterday. :p]

Technically, I eat omnivorously, though. I don't like 'em as much, but I have to eat vegetables SOMETIMES.

Broken noses heal overnight.

Man, that was a lot of blood.

And your own blood is not tasty. Only blood from other people. Eeew, tastes like pennies.

Beo - Bryce
Balthasar - Marina, Pipsq--uhm, Arkadiy
Jude, Cez - Sam (because cats totally count)
Joe, me - Psy, Bibi, Domi (cats count, bunnies and fish do not)
Anth - ME!! Me me me me me. And Joe, Sally, and Dani I guess. Does Mattie count? Yes, I think so. But let's just focus on me.

So. Happy Father's Day. I hope you get cake. Or parfaits if you're against normal people food.

See, these things amuse me. ( NSFW and quite pervy and awesome. I am so goddamn serious. I swear to god, Beo, if you watch this anyway and complain about it later, you're getting bitch slapped the next time I see you. 'Cause there's sexings. Hetero, but quite yay. Oh, snap, and Jude and Cez, not for you, either. I know Cez in strictly homo, but still. Did I just say 'Oh snap'? )

[kid-locked, obviously]

[spank me baby, it'll bring us closer] (Not safe for prudes, obviously.)

I think, however, that it was written a little strangely. (The fact that the writer, gfish, is apparently from Russia has nothing to do with me saying that.) There seems to be a sentence or two missing from the third paragraph, which left me baffled for several minutes.

And I can't ever recall being disappointed when doing that, Joe. Can you?

[kid-locked]

Totally unrelated to anything we've been talking about lately.

I want a Sony Reader.

Actually, I'm amazed that I didn't get one, already.

Even though I like libraries. I like paper at my fingers. I'd probably use this when traveling, I guess.

And I'm not bothering with the Amazon Kindle because you have to pay to email your own PDF files to yourself and read free blogs. Fuck that shit.

Joe, may I speak to you for a moment?

(Joe only-filter)

Just had to say it:

I really don't understand Corinne Bailey Rae's version of Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack". I really don't. Don't get me wrong, I like the music. It's sexy and big band-ish. She just changes around the lyrics in a way that only makes it confusing to me. (Yeah, I do that thing you're not supposed to do, listening to lyrics. I guess it's why I'm so frustrated all the time.)

"See these shackles, baby, I'm your slave" and "I'm gonna whip you if you misbehave" doesn't...make a huge amount of sense. Unless the singer's suddenly a switch or something. But...but...no sense...you're seducing them as a submissive...you're confusing the audience, here...who very likely doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about, anyway.

I understand if a cover song changes a few words to make it relevant to the singer (like changing "he" to "she" and "boy" to "girl"...and in this song, I think changing "Take it to the bridge!" to "Take it to the chorus!" is cute. It matches the feel of the song). But that's just dumb.

...in order to write this, I admitted to listening to Justin Timberlake. Oh shit. But it was for SCIENCE.

Why does the Internet bring all of these awesome women to my attention? First HotforWords, now this Zoë Keating chick. Why hasn't the Internet brought me awesome men? I think this thing is sexist.

[WNYC's Radio Lab - "Quantum Cello"] (warning, it's a bit long, but there is awesome music in there. It's a 35-minute episode. Start at 5:25, 16:20, 26:20 and 31:50 if you want to skip around)

*sighs happily* I love things like this. Seriously.

It makes me remember...I never, ever named songs that I wrote for/thinking about people. It was just their song.

[Albeton Live], eh? Well...let's see how that goes.

I had the worst dream ever. It feels like I had been asleep for over a week to have it, but it was a few hours.

I’ll try to be short. Just to head this off, you, Kyle, Jude, and Cesare, were mercifully absent from this disgusting thing. ( hate unparalleled )

One of the most tragic things I've ever heard: ( Just tragic. )

I stole this from some person called cimness. Found her on random. She posts on shoes a lot, thus I love her already. (And man, this husband icon is old. I need a new one, guys.)

( anyway, the life partner meme )

The Library Hotel

I WANNA GO HERE, I WANNA GO HERE, I WANNA GO HERE, MY GOD, I WANNA GO HEEEEEEERE.

...

*ahem*

*goes back to looking at FAILBlog*

I have no idea who the fuck this Shaun White is (though he already loses for that awful spelling. 'Shaun. Bleh. But at least it's not 'Shawn'), but I'm adopting 'Scrumtrilescent' as of right now.

That and 'verbophile'.

So, dear students. What are your words?